*Hello Fascination

infinityonsigh:

am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing

ehjorth:

percytaur:

“did you draw that?”

they ask as I continue on the same piece of artwork under my pencil

and immediately my eyes widen in horror as I throw the sketchbook to the ground, screaming “NO I DIDN’T WHERE DID THAT COME FROM WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT”

mister-comedy:

yeah i go to the club

how did this happen

well then, hello there, followers.

animatedreactions:

animatedreactions:

animatedreactions:

teletubbiesmpreg:

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

teletubbiesmpreg:

I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP

beyoncebeytwice:

once upon a time i had high self esteem but then i turned 8

unclefather:

i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway

starfleetgrad:

DO YOU EVER FANTASIZE ABOUT HUGGING SOMEONE FAMOUS

NO SEX THOUGHTS, NO AUTOGRAPHS OR PHOTOS

JUST A BIG, GENUINE HUG THAT LASTS THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME AND COMPLETES YOUR LIFE

DO YOU

chorus-nerd:

I wish I could make money as fast as I made neopoints

stealingcheese:

what kind of guys get into equestrian?

lilacid:

theepichumor:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

letmesayiloveyou:

i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again